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Fan Fiction The rightful return: A Der Erif run

Discussion in 'Smeargle's Gallery' started by Meem E.A. Satdsaintson, Jan 3, 2017.

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    Meem E.A. Satdsaintson Have a little laugh in your life! Pokémon Trainer

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    So basically, this is a continuation of this run. So yeah. Hopefully I will actually make it to the end.

    And here is a friendly FAQ:
    Q: So, uh, what happened to your previous run?

    A: Well, ironically, I lost the save file. I didn't really care because the run was being just ridiculously easy at that point, and I was pretty much killing everything. So from that I could pretty much conclude that if somehow I didn't lose my save file I would've won the run.

    Q: How is this run's playthrough in-game?

    A: Well guess what, I completed it in-game and...
    I actually did make it to league. And I won.

    Q: What is Der Erif?

    A: It's the same shit as last time. It's a hack. That's all.
    1. Catch first encounter.
    2. Faint=Death.
    3. Dupes clause.
    4. Mons who I have brought to the league in the past count in the dupes clause.
    5. After I get 2 dupes, The clause is off for that area, and I must catch the next encounter.
    6. Mons caught as gifts, the starter, and the safari zone don't count towards the 2 rules above.

    Oddly enough, rule 4 was also in the prev runs ruleset, though I still caught stuff I used before. Maybe I forgot. Anyway, here is the run.

    [​IMG]: Stop! It's too dangerous to go out alone!
    [​IMG]: What?
    [​IMG]: Come to my lab! I have a new mon for you to pick!
    [​IMG]: Uh, okay?

    ---

    At the lab...

    [​IMG]: Well...
    [​IMG]: So, in case you are interested, the starter choices here are different. Well, as you can see.
    [​IMG]: Come on, pick me!
    [​IMG]: Well, I Guess this is something.
    [​IMG]: Sure, I guess you would....
    [​IMG]: So, uh....I guess.....*closes eyes and picks at random*
    [​IMG]: Wait, you are choosing ME!?
    [​IMG]: Welp, I guess so.
    [​IMG]: Eh...I'm fine with that I guess.
    [​IMG]: Uh, so.....
    [​IMG]: Looks like we won't get picked.
    [​IMG]: ....

    ---

    [​IMG]: Oh, and before we begin, I think I need to change.
    [​IMG]: Huh?
    [​IMG]: Yeah, I've been wearing this for an entire run already. *looks into bag* Okay, good, spare clothes*
    [​IMG]: Ah. Better.
    [​IMG]: Yeah, and hey, an encounter! *Rock throw*
    [​IMG]: OW! Would you mind!?
    [​IMG]: Well....I suppose that happened.
    [​IMG]: Yeah, but we don't have any balls anyway, so it doesn't matter.

    ---
    [​IMG]: Alright sir. Here, a package for whoever you want to send it to.
    [​IMG]: Good. we got a package to send to that old guy just now. So I guess we- *Bzzz* AGAA!!

    FDSD%DT%$#XFXT%$D%XF

    [​IMG]: W-what was that....
    [​IMG]: Uh, don't ask me..uh...
    [​IMG]: Hey, guys, are you, like, the guys who rejected me just now?
    [​IMG]: Uh, yes!
    [​IMG]: Time to die!
    [​IMG]: Woah! Wait... I reist your Scratch!
    [​IMG]: Huh? Damnit!
    [​IMG]: Alright now! Here, have a real Scratch-
    [​IMG]: Ugh....wait....I forgot I DO have a fighting attack! *Low kick*
    [​IMG]: Yagh! Damnit....YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! *Scratch*
    [​IMG]: Ah! G-get lost, you stupid assdick! *runs off*
    [​IMG]: YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW ME WELL IF YOU GUYS JUST DON'T-
    [​IMG]: Uh, calm down?
    [​IMG]: RGH.....ugh. Well I guess it's back to the package thing right?
    [​IMG]: Nope, the stupid thing we fought just now stole it from me. Let's backtrack to the mart and buy some balls.

    ---
    [​IMG]: Okay, we got some balls. So, uh, I guess I didn't get your name just now?
    [​IMG]: Oh yeah you didn't. I'm Bryan. And-
    [​IMG]: Yeah. Let's go off to the next route and-
    [​IMG]: Oof! What were you-
    [​IMG]: An encounter! Alright now, not too hard Brya-
    [​IMG]: Ok. Yes. You caught me. I know.
    [​IMG]: Well....that was something.
    [​IMG]: Yeah, sure. I'm Dino by the way. OK.
    [​IMG]: So....can I hit him again?
    [​IMG]: Dude, shut it.
    [​IMG]: Well, doesn't matter. Let's go.

    On the next route...

    [​IMG]: Hi
    [​IMG]: Ugh. Who is....this dirty, weird thing?
    [​IMG]: How
    [​IMG]: Well, I guess that's-
    [​IMG]: Are
    [​IMG]: You are just some-
    [​IMG]: You
    [​IMG]: Uh...
    [​IMG]: Doing
    [​IMG]: Ever heard of a bath?
    [​IMG]: I'm
    [​IMG]: Guys, I think-
    [​IMG]: Lina.-*gets captured in a ball*
    [​IMG]: Well, she at least got captured. A speed lowering nature....so that explains why she is such a slow talker....
    [​IMG]: And can you like, wash her? She smells!
    [​IMG]: I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. A ground mon talking about how dirty someone else is? Especially one whose made of literal mud?
    [​IMG]: Grrrrrr.....!
    [​IMG]: Do
    [​IMG]: You suck.
    [​IMG]: You
    [​IMG]: Get lost.
    [​IMG]: Realise
    [​IMG]: Huh?
    [​IMG]: We
    [​IMG]: Wait...
    [​IMG]: Got
    [​IMG]: Left behind....ugh!
    [​IMG]: Where are you guys? We are at the next route already!
    [​IMG]: Left
    [​IMG]: UGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.
    [​IMG]: Behind.

    ---

    [​IMG]: Alright guys....let's-
    [​IMG]: SURPRISE BITCHES!
    [​IMG]: Wha-I didn't see that comming.
    [​IMG]: Well, I never imagined we'd ever get an encounter worse than the one we got just now.
    [​IMG]: I
    [​IMG]: Heh, I guess you are admitting-
    [​IMG]: Fucking
    [​IMG]: Hate yourself?
    [​IMG]: Loathe
    [​IMG]: Woah, woah, go steady now, ya dimwi-
    [​IMG]: Dino.
    [​IMG]: Weeeeelp, someone just got burned, eh?
    [​IMG]: Fuck you.
    [​IMG]: Well, it happens. But sooner or later, ya probably will get one nice laugh out of it, I'd say.
    [​IMG]: Ok, you know what? Yeah, you aren't so bad after all. That slow talking shit just now was. She's abominable. Ok, ugh. No, you're one fucking asshole yourself too. Get lost.
    [​IMG]: Alright, I admit, he isn't so bad after all. A surfer can be useful.
    [​IMG]: Dino
    [​IMG]: Is awesome?
    [​IMG]: Is
    [​IMG]: An absolute badass?
    [​IMG]: A
    [​IMG]: Good guy?
    [​IMG]: Motherfucking
    [​IMG]: Pile of coolness?
    [​IMG]: Douchebag
    [​IMG]: You're sarcastic. I know.
    [​IMG]: He
    [​IMG]: Is awesome?
    [​IMG]: Should
    [​IMG]: ...
    [​IMG]: Eat
    [​IMG]: But I'm not hung-
    [​IMG]: A dick.
    [​IMG]: ....Fuck you too.
    [​IMG]: Yeah, yeah. And did I forget my name? Yeah, I'm Ronald. Misspell it, and get washed!
    [​IMG]: Uh, okay?
    [​IMG]: Yeah, well not literally, but you know what I mean.
    [​IMG]: Uh, guys..?
    [​IMG]: SURPRISE!
    [​IMG]: AH! You stop that?
    [​IMG]: What did I get myself into...
    [​IMG]: I think
    [​IMG]: Hm?
    [​IMG]: Dino should
    [​IMG]: Not a dick?
    [​IMG]: Drown in the strongest Hydro pump ever.
    [​IMG]: ....Fuck me. Really.
    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
    Well, the run started, and with that, I have more interesting things to say. So yeah, I got a starter! I guess that's something. And I guess I picked it cause I dunno, I think there was a reason and I forgot. Anyways, I'm satisfied with all the other encounters I got. So next up, we will be heading off to fight other trainers.
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    [​IMG]: Ah......AAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!!
    [​IMG]: Wait......what happened!?
    [​IMG]: H-huh?
    [​IMG]: Guys...
    [​IMG]: No....
    [​IMG]: I'm-*coughs blood*-
    [​IMG]: Heh.....dude?
    [​IMG]: What did you just do.
    [​IMG]: Uh....it wasn't a big deal?
    [​IMG]: WHAT did you just do?
    [​IMG]: You just killed one of my mons!
    [​IMG]: So what? Just catch another one. It's not THAT big a deal.
    [​IMG]: No......*cough*....ugh....led.
    [​IMG]: You.....you killed Lina!
    [​IMG]: Bryan, hush. I need you to do one thing.
    [​IMG]: Yes?
    [​IMG]: Get him.
    [​IMG]: Oh shit.....
    [​IMG]: Sorry, but no. *Rock throw*
    [​IMG]: No! I spent so much effort in raising him...
    [​IMG]: Who's next? You have a 2nd mon.
    [​IMG]: Don't worry about it. I killed him too.
    [​IMG]: You....dicks......*led*
    [​IMG]: Now fuck off!
    [​IMG]: Heh heh....
    [​IMG]: I MEAN IT!

    ---

    [​IMG]: Hey guys! Uh, what is...?
    [​IMG]: Ronald. PLEASE.
    [​IMG]: Awww, right. A death. I mean, that can be-
    [​IMG]: SHUT UP. Ugh.
    [​IMG]: It's Lina.....ugh. She took a critical Sludge to the face. I'm already missing pickup...gah.
    [​IMG]: Soooo, I guess you can say....you picked up a death?
    [​IMG]: Please stop. Don't joke about this.
    [​IMG]: I mean, heh? I guess it happened?
    [​IMG]: Heh, who do we have here?
    [​IMG]: Dude, move away.
    [​IMG]: Well, I heard you guys. A death huh? So quickly? Tell me about it.
    [​IMG]: Shut it!
    [​IMG]: Oh , well, look who I brought along with me.
    [​IMG]: Uh, what?
    [​IMG]: Okay? Battle? Even though you have no trainer? Fine, bring it on!
    [​IMG]: Yo.
    [​IMG]: Of course. Someone who is strong against my entire team. I really needed that.
    [​IMG]: Don't worry. I'm on this. *Rock throw*
    [​IMG]: Ow *led*.
    [​IMG]: Well, looks like it's dead. I guess you're special.
    [​IMG]: Ok, that happened. I hate to do this, but have a good old chop!
    [​IMG]: *resist* Think again. *confusion*
    [​IMG]: Ow! Yes, you guys, you all will do well without......yeah, you win! *runs off*
    [​IMG]: What an ass.
    [​IMG]: He's also a dick.
    [​IMG]: SURPRISE GUYS!
    [​IMG]: Grrrr....
    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
    Welp, that happened. I can't remember exactly, but I was grinding her against a bunch of trainers, and boom, crit, dead. Though all I can say is that I'm more surprised than sad to see an early death. Sorry if you liked her, but yeah.

    Next, we will explore the routes further.
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    Meem E.A. Satdsaintson Have a little laugh in your life! Pokémon Trainer

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    [​IMG]: Ok guys, so I guess we lost a teammate...
    [​IMG]: Yes.
    [​IMG]: And it's thanks to our carelessness that it happened.
    [​IMG]: Yes.
    [​IMG]: And if we took more care of her, she would be still alive.
    [​IMG]: And another thing, you were technically the one who dissed her in the first place?
    [​IMG]: Well, I think it was, well, a death, I guess?
    [​IMG]: Uh, guy? Come on now! You just need to stop thinking about all this. I mean, we still have each other, right?
    [​IMG]: I guess so.
    [​IMG]: Guys, are you all done? I've been willing to go like, right now.

    ---

    [​IMG]: Alrighty, time for some training!
    [​IMG]: Come on now, wait before you know, you will die as well!
    [​IMG]: No you won't.
    [​IMG]: Ok, you know what? You can suck it. You heard that right. You can suck it.
    [​IMG]: But there are no straws here!
    [​IMG]: GUYS.
    [​IMG]: Fiiiine.
    [​IMG]: Hey kid, are you seriously going to walk around in the desert?
    [​IMG]: Huh what?
    [​IMG]: Yeah, maybe not. Here, running shoes!
    [​IMG]: GOOD! That means we can finally move on, faster!
    [​IMG]: And I can scare more p-
    [​IMG]: Shut it.
    [​IMG]: Hey kid! Battle, now!
    [​IMG]: WHAT!?
    [​IMG]: Uh, anything wrong?
    [​IMG]: You weren't even in the screen!
    [​IMG]: Yes?
    [​IMG]: I was just walking around and somehow ended up going in front of you. But I didn't even see you!
    [​IMG]: Yeah, but you somehow got in front of me, so we must battle!
    [​IMG]: But I didn't even see you in the game screen!
    [​IMG]: Yeah, and so he will pull out another grass mon and we are screwed.
    [​IMG]: Don't worry, no one here has anymore grass mons so-
    [​IMG]: UGH FINE JUST BATTLE ALREADY I'm already not liking this place...

    ---

    [​IMG]: Welp, one last trainer. But thankfully we still have tons of energy left so we should do fine.
    [​IMG]: True that, you seem good. But they call me the best trainer in this desert!
    [​IMG]: Heh, you think. Now we can-
    [​IMG]: Ragh.
    [​IMG]: *rock throw* See? It's dead.
    [​IMG]: Yeah, I was going easy on you and that was my weakest team member. But here is a stronger one! Go, B-stinger!
    [​IMG]: Heh heh...
    [​IMG]: Alright, yeah, that one looks tough. Return!
    [​IMG]: Alright, this shouldn't be a big deal.
    [​IMG]: Yep, Surf sure isn't a big deal. Because he will use that!
    [​IMG]: What!? *gets washed* AGH! Surf.....seriously?
    [​IMG]: Of course, a move that literally both of my best team members are weak to...
    [​IMG]: Aw, come on kid, I can handle it! I resist that giant wave thing!
    [​IMG]: Well, I suppose you are right....
    [​IMG]: Rrrr! *surfs*
    [​IMG]: Man, this is one wave!
    [​IMG]: Okay, you didn't take a Surf too well thanks to your low level, the 2 strong ones are....
    [​IMG]: Dude....please. Take this *throws a super potion using tail*
    [​IMG]: What?
    [​IMG]: Please......I.....I won't make it.
    [​IMG]: And this super potion?
    [​IMG]: Use it....to heal your stronger teammates. Now....
    [​IMG]: B-stinger, use Headbutt!
    [​IMG]: Heh heh!
    [​IMG]: Agh.....he....head in....my........
    [​IMG]: D-don't heal me!
    [​IMG]: What?
    [​IMG]: It looks like he will take a hit for-






    *wham*

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
    So yeah. Not a particularly big update, we just explore the route and defeat trainers. Next.....you will see.
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